all begins with L

Don’t you feel like punching the face of those who have no inkling of what a report is?

I do. And these pricks come from a top 5 jc.

Sir: “With all due respect but with a situation like this I need you to think outside the box.”
(Hot)Starbuck: “Sir, I live outside the box.”

Okay, I need rehab.

There’re the seven deadly sins, then there’s Battlestar Galactica.

And Lord, I confess.

Watch this space.

I’m so proud of you. All grown up and…

Salam Aidilfitri to all!

…and may I seek your forgiveness for all my right and wrong doings. Love yall~

Last year, Starbucks filed a law suit against one of the biggest coffee chains in China for the striking resemblance of their logos. Following that, Honda Motor Co. won a case against a motorcycle maker for calling itself Hongda.

General Motors is now in midst of taking similar action against another company called Chery Automobile for producing cars that resemble GM’s CHEVY. The Roewe in Shanghai too created some controversy (note: Rover).

More eyebrows are raised when stores like Wumart are becoming as ubiquitous in China as Wallmart is, on the other side of the planet.

Perhaps branding has yet to be branded as it is here or maybe China too needs to launch a Native English Speaking Campaign before the term Chinglish come about in China’s version of the Wiki___.

… of it all.

The definition of. Cut and paste. Pluck in those figures. Must use double space. Font size 12. One inch margin. Repeat.

Die textbook die.

“True eroticism is having your sexual imagination inspired as opposed to confronted.”
— Sam Roddicks, Coco De Mar.

An observer’s smile, a dimension apart.
All that many dimensions apart.

The presence of not presenting
That I do not seek but stumble upon
That trail of grace at the exit door
I’m not inspired anymore.

Cheers.

“Reports out of the United Kingdom say many of its citizens believe our policies and culture are making the world a more dangerous place to live. Some Australians think we’re dumb, obese and arrogant; they use the phrase, “Oh, that’s so American” as a put-down….”
— SF Gate.

The author continued, stating that the citizens of U.S. of America are largely at fault for such sweeping stereotypes.

A recent quest for the age old issue, a group of educators, executives and citizens from BDA has come up with a mannerism guide for their citizens on world manners; a downloadable crash course on other nations’ histories, religions, traditions, peoples and languages.

Hahahah. Erm.

The word ‘cool’

“… its definition has changed many times since the term originated in West Africa (where it meant “gentleness of character”) and found its way through the Romantic irony of nineteenth-century poets. Today it’s the painful wanksta-style of Ali G in his bright-yellow jumpsuits, Hilfiger sjull-caps and wraparound shade. Tomorrow, who knows.” — Alex Wipperfurth, Brand Hijack.

and thus the dire need to indugle in some form of an intellectual pursue because baking is a monotonous business.

… cause it’s Friday the 13th.

Lovely.

…because Scarlett Johansson is an epitome of class.

And it doesn’t hurt that she is starring in one of Woody Allen’s classics, along with hunky Hugh Jackman. If you’re in desperate need of dry wit therapy, Scoop is quite a worthy pick of the season.
The funny man himself has quite an appearance.

But if your sense of humour is that of a peanut, go watch Miami Vice instead.

“Like anyone would be
I am flattered by your fascination with me
Like any hot blooded woman
I have simply wanted an object to crave
But you’re not allowed
You’re uninvited
An unfortunate slight”

— Alanis Morissette

Disbelief perhaps, but I bask in your happiness, secretly at times. And I pray for it to last, because it’s inspiring. Truly.

And this is amongst the many reasons why i love WoosterCollective:

“And that’s absolutely unacceptable to us.

We don’t give a shit what their excuse will be (no woman were available?) - How the fuck can you put together a group of speakers that are (according to Tokion) “shaping today’s popular culture” and not one of of them be a woman?

Not a single one.

There are no creative woman who Tokion consider important enough to have at the conference?

Fuck that.

We won’t be going.”

In conjunction with the holy month, the cleanest party award goes to the lady in black!
With a choice menu of fish, chicken, beef or lamb served lebanese style and mock tails to round up the palate. It was a very halal bash. Ahem, very inspiring.

No booze, thus no drama, no ex(s) smooching future ex(s), no attitude givings (not to me at least), no death stares, none of those you’d want on your 21st night.

Indeed, a cosy mosy evening with friends of friends and family of the girl who just turned 21.
May you have many many more vouchers of all sorts, lavish on you in life!

The only thing that can revive the self from drowning deep into lalaland (midtems revision), is having my sexy Carmen(the nokia 6233) in sync with my Anna(the old TravelMate 370) via the ancient USB bluetooth!

Okay I’m a bit back dated, but hell I’ve been trying in vain to do so for ages. Only to find out now that it’s on the wrong port!Blardy______.

Finally!

I don’t have to stand behind that podium any more. I can move freely while clicking. Freeeeeeeely, I tell you.
Let’s kickass even more! Muahahahhaa. I’m such a nerd.
It’s the season lah…

Trying to explain Branding is like trying to explain God.