Rain Rain Go Away
Days have been filled with a myriad of activities ranging from tennis to rounders to yoga to football to ushering hundreds of kids into a shopping mall. We managed to slot in Kungfu Panda into the itinerary.
As the appointed dj for a pg-rated ‘disco night’, i had to make a list of songs i should “spin” for age 12 and below. Somewhere in between macarena and mamma mia, a few ten year olds came up to me and asked if i have benny bennasi and cascada (!!!). TEN YEAR OLDS! Then i’m reminded - oh i’m in europe. It’s all about the HTT baby.
*housetrancetechno
There has been much drama in a week’s worth. Russian boys bashing up the turks. turkish girls spreading rumours about the russian taking drugs. Two girls saw someone sniffing what looks like a tissue paper from afar and said “i saw them taking cocaine”. I had to stomach the hilarity of it all and pretended to be the concern house leader..that’s not how you do cocaine darling, believe me. Three little princesses decided to blow up the matter (because it’s fun having something to cry about) and have the turkish embassy in europe to jump onboard. The director of russian airline called from his motherland (who happens to be some kid’s dad) asking why was the bus to an excursion was delayed.
UK’s economy receives a boost during this time of the year because these kid spends 200pounds on average on chocolates, pencils and erasers in summer camps (each week).
“Erm, can I get my credit card. No another one also. Also when I have my 250 pounds?”
And today, I have to refresh my pretentious knowledge on yoga.
I’m holding classes on Monday evenings, from today onwards!
Oh and ehm I really really hate English weather.
